The only tired I was,

icantbeperfect @ 2009-10-25T10:17:00

2009-10-25T15:18:25Z

canker sores can suck it

icantbeperfect @ 2009-10-24T21:50:00

2009-10-25T02:51:11Z

gluten can suck it

icantbeperfect @ 2009-09-29T23:04:00

2009-09-30T04:04:58Z

"do you really think we should be doing this?"
"i do whatever makes me happy, regardless of what other people want me to do."
"oh, ok."

icantbeperfect @ 2009-08-22T20:48:00

2009-08-23T01:50:01Z

Ugly Stuff from: http://amiclubwear.com/clothing.html

And go!

it's like a slashed baked potato....

icantbeperfect @ 2009-06-21T20:57:00

2009-06-22T01:57:52Z

i wish i had more interesting things to talk about.

i hate humidity more than anything.

icantbeperfect @ 2009-05-22T22:07:00

2009-05-23T03:08:15Z

Sometimes I think I'm the only person who doesn't believe in "once a cheater, always a cheater"

icantbeperfect @ 2009-05-22T00:43:00

2009-05-22T05:43:42Z

.">

i'm excited for my best friends wedding, and my trip to cape cod. that is all.

icantbeperfect @ 2009-05-18T22:50:00

2009-05-19T03:51:43Z

i discovered/decided i do not care for drunk sex. i felt like i was on a tilt a whirl and didn't like it

icantbeperfect @ 2009-05-13T19:40:00

2009-05-14T00:46:59Z

Two days ago I found out one of my dear coworkers found a lump in her breast, and has a biopsy next Wednesday. Just knowing how absolutely terrified she must be makes me feel shitty over spending hours thinking about a boy in Madison I need to get.the.fuck.over., worrying about if I get a stupid fucking tan for the summer, and other stupid meaningless crap that I think about throughout the day. I am praying every chance I get that it's nothing, but I know the chances of that are slim. Please please please let her be ok.

icantbeperfect @ 2009-04-10T00:38:00

2009-04-10T05:38:25Z

all guys are ugly compared to seth rogen, seriously.

icantbeperfect @ 2009-03-03T14:27:00

2009-03-03T20:27:48Z

I really, really like you and wish I had the courage to tell you to your face.

icantbeperfect @ 2009-01-21T23:52:00

2009-01-22T05:52:49Z

Let your beauty unfold.

icantbeperfect

2008-12-11T23:47:36Z

Christmas Gift Toy & MySpace Layouts at pYzam.com

icantbeperfect @ 2008-10-08T18:39:00

2008-10-08T23:40:01Z

I got a letter in the mail from work saying I was exposed to Tubercluosis.

Well, that sucks.

icantbeperfect @ 2008-03-25T17:48:00

2008-03-25T22:51:24Z

It's strange to think the songs we used to sing
The smiles, the flowers, everything: is gone
Yesterday I found out about you
Even now just looking at you: feels wrong
You say that you'd take it all back, given one chance
It was a moment of weakness and you said yes...

[Chorus:]

You should've said no, you should've gone home
You should've thought twice before you let it all go
You should've know that word, bout what you did with her
Would get back to me...
And I should've been there, in the back of your mind
I shouldn't be asking myself why
You shouldn't be begging for forgiveness at my feet...
You should've said no, baby and you might still have me

You can see that I've been crying
And baby you know all the right things: to say
But do you honestly expect me to believe
We could ever be the same...
You say that the past is the past, you need one chance
It was a moment of weakness and you said yes...

[Repeat Chorus]

I can't resist... before you go, tell me this
Was it worth it...
Was she worth this...

No... no no no...

icantbeperfect @ 2006-05-27T00:06:00

2006-05-27T05:06:04Z

http://www.wyseguys.com/shittyroomate.asp