The only tired I was,

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 15:18:25 GMT

canker sores can suck it

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 02:51:11 GMT

gluten can suck it

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 04:04:58 GMT

"do you really think we should be doing this?"
"i do whatever makes me happy, regardless of what other people want me to do."
"oh, ok."

Sun, 23 Aug 2009 01:50:01 GMT

Ugly Stuff from: http://amiclubwear.com/clothing.html

And go!

it's like a slashed baked potato....

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 01:57:52 GMT

i wish i had more interesting things to talk about.

i hate humidity more than anything.

Sat, 23 May 2009 03:08:15 GMT

Sometimes I think I'm the only person who doesn't believe in "once a cheater, always a cheater"

Fri, 22 May 2009 05:43:42 GMT

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i'm excited for my best friends wedding, and my trip to cape cod. that is all.

Tue, 19 May 2009 03:51:43 GMT

i discovered/decided i do not care for drunk sex. i felt like i was on a tilt a whirl and didn't like it

Thu, 14 May 2009 00:46:59 GMT

Two days ago I found out one of my dear coworkers found a lump in her breast, and has a biopsy next Wednesday. Just knowing how absolutely terrified she must be makes me feel shitty over spending hours thinking about a boy in Madison I need to get.the.fuck.over., worrying about if I get a stupid fucking tan for the summer, and other stupid meaningless crap that I think about throughout the day. I am praying every chance I get that it's nothing, but I know the chances of that are slim. Please please please let her be ok.

Fri, 10 Apr 2009 05:38:25 GMT

all guys are ugly compared to seth rogen, seriously.

Tue, 03 Mar 2009 20:27:48 GMT

I really, really like you and wish I had the courage to tell you to your face.

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 05:52:49 GMT

Let your beauty unfold.

icantbeperfect

Thu, 11 Dec 2008 23:47:36 GMT

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Wed, 08 Oct 2008 23:40:01 GMT

I got a letter in the mail from work saying I was exposed to Tubercluosis.

Well, that sucks.

Tue, 25 Mar 2008 22:51:24 GMT

It's strange to think the songs we used to sing
The smiles, the flowers, everything: is gone
Yesterday I found out about you
Even now just looking at you: feels wrong
You say that you'd take it all back, given one chance
It was a moment of weakness and you said yes...

[Chorus:]

You should've said no, you should've gone home
You should've thought twice before you let it all go
You should've know that word, bout what you did with her
Would get back to me...
And I should've been there, in the back of your mind
I shouldn't be asking myself why
You shouldn't be begging for forgiveness at my feet...
You should've said no, baby and you might still have me

You can see that I've been crying
And baby you know all the right things: to say
But do you honestly expect me to believe
We could ever be the same...
You say that the past is the past, you need one chance
It was a moment of weakness and you said yes...

[Repeat Chorus]

I can't resist... before you go, tell me this
Was it worth it...
Was she worth this...

No... no no no...

Sat, 27 May 2006 05:06:04 GMT

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